Deus Ex Macchiato

More FUNNY POST here!

The gem was born of evil’s fire, the gem shall be his portal, he comes to claim, he comes to sire, the end of all things mortal.

imagine a new born baby named grandma

yabba dabba done with ur shit

~~I want cuddles.~~

~~I want sex.~~

~~I want cuddles.~~

~~I want sex.~~

I want to put it in you while we cuddle.

THAT’S SO METAL OH LAWD

sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lauraluuloki:

pilllowtalk:

#it’s leonardo dicaprio

#or martin freeman

#definitely martin freeman

merrytomlomsom:

you’ve been pregnant for so long

it feels like a maternity

im 100% done with this joke

pleatedjeans:

via

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT